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TODAY , I STARTED MAH NEW JOB AT A RESTAURANT. I AM GOING TO BE THE MASCOT THAT STANDS BY THE ROAD TO WAVE DOWN CUSTOMERS IN A HEAVY POLYESTER ANIMAL SUIT. THE HIGH TODAY IS 102. I WORK 12-4. FML

#16575408
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On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today my boss askd if e could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
330 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turnd down for an unpaid internship!! I can't even get people to let me work for free!! mega FML

#16561616
61 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom had an appointment with mah teacher after class . She never showd . My teacher endd up driving me home . FML

#16560118
123 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today... I was mistakan 4 a prostituta. Twica. Whila in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
163 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND SEVERAL YEARS PURSUING A HIGHER EDUCATION SO I COULD GET A HIGH PAYING JOB DOING SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES SKILL AND BRAINPOWER, I FINALLY GOT MAH FIRST JOB OFFER AFTER MONTHS OF SEARCHING!! I WILL BE CLEANING HOUSES!! MEGA FML

#16546066
225 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that if yur boss deletes u off Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML

#16541885
76 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:48am - work - by IloveMaroon5 - United States (Texas)

my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business . When it came to naming two of mah strengths, she asked me wat to putted as she couldn't think of anything . FML

#16529159
51 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm - work - by surefeelslikelove (woman) -

TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML

#16494046
159 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out 4 unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with mah recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
63 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the looool same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML

#16485621
43 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 4:22pm - work - by ryjacs - United States (Missouri)

Today, I received a phone call from mah old boss asking mehy I wasn't at work, tohich I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
75 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today , mah boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)



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