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TODAY, AFTER SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND SEVERAL YEARS PURSUING A HIGHER EDUCATION SO I COULD GET A HIGH PAYING JOB DOING SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES SKILL AND BRAINPOWER, I FINALLY GOT MAH FIRST JOB OFFER AFTER MONTHS OF SEARCHING!! I WILL BE CLEANING HOUSES!! MEGA FML
TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML
Today, mah boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out 4 unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with mah recently ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the looool same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML
Friday 27 March 2015