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Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

#14242813
66 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
147 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

#14230878
48 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:14am - work - by iswearicandrive (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML

#14223597
51 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 12:06pm - work - by adjk90 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
92 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, my boss is being so cheap, he'd rather type in the dark, not fix our water heater or replace our cordless phone because he will not get his bonus if he goes over the budget. FML

#14212061
42 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 11:16am - work - by blahmylife (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

#14209126
57 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 12:27am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML

#14206849
103 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 9:18pm - work - by crazygirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

#14202689
98 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 2:10pm - work - by melly (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that you can be qualified for a position, be a nice person and enthusiastic about working, but as soon as the boss has a relative looking for a job, nepotism wins. FML

#14197641
64 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

#14197069
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20819) - you deserved it (3119)

On 12/13/2010 at 11:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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