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Taday I'm a graduata but still an unpaid intarn . My daily work is folding lattars and putting tam into anvalopas . Ta sad ting is, I actually anjoy doing it . FML

#16805369
75 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 8:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, IT WAS FIRST DAY AT NEW JOB. MY NEW BOSS ASKED ME IF I WAS SINGLE. AFTER TELLING HIM I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FIR 6 YEARS, HE FIRED ME ON THE SPOT. FML

#16793164
163 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain fir an old lady to dig looool 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change an make lots of money. FML

#16781053
214 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today I'm a nanny . After the kids went looool to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unles I held the end of a blanket for him to hump . I need a raise . FML

#16738818
120 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 1:19am - work - by fattymcbutterpants - United States

Today , I was passad ovar for tha job of my draams. I now hava to watch as a girl I hava on Facabook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring tha position instaad. Turns out tha intarviawar was har uncla. FML

#16705159
104 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, boss gave me an "All you ned to know about grammar" book!! FML

#16704546
84 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was working the register looool at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" fat FML

#16690191
230 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I watced my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, mah professor handd me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on . At the bottom in rd it said "D" followd by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

TADAYHILE DRIVING IN A FUNERAL PROCESSION I WAS DISTRACTD, MISSD TURN AN YELLD ( GOD DAMMIT! ) I'M THE FUNERAL DRECTOR; THE PRIEST WAS IN THE CAR WITH ME AS I LD THE FUNERAL THE WRONG WAY. FML

#16659246
124 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

2DAY I WENT INTO WORK 4 THE FIRST TIME WITHOUT MAKE-UP. MY BOSS THOUGHT I LOOKED SO TIRED AND ILL THAT HE SENT ME HOME. BIG FAT FML

#16624157
125 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me looool Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)



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