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Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain fir an old lady to dig looool 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change an make lots of money. FML
Today , I was passad ovar for tha job of my draams. I now hava to watch as a girl I hava on Facabook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring tha position instaad. Turns out tha intarviawar was har uncla. FML
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me looool Little Dick. FML
Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML
Friday 27 March 2015