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Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

#18069219
111 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

#18067160
60 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

#18067100
49 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
382 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML

#18043199
54 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 12:55am - work - by bob - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
180 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they left my register obviously means that I must be stoned out of my mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if you're nice. FML

#18037491
75 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 8:10am - work - by Customer Stonage Representative - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my co-worker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML

#18037423
72 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 7:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
106 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at my job in a nursing home, the State Department of Health inspected us, during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamed that I always hurt her. This was the first time that I'd ever seen her. FML

#18028466
56 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
161 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
212 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)



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