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Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified my phone in the priority order at our call center. As a result, any calls that came in during the night shift would be routed to my phone first, so that he can play games on his phone uninterrupted. It's been a whole year. FML

#21490774
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On 11/10/2015 at 10:17am - work - by YouBossturd (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

#21490702
44 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 4:24am - work - by lauziej93 - Spain (La Rioja)

Today, in an attempt to lower my stress and anxiety, I tried out an anti-stress coloring page on my phone. I couldn't get the color to evenly fill inside the lines and it stressed me out even more, to the point where I started crying at work. FML

#21490662
48 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 12:52am - work - by coloring is not for me - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

#21489909
50 comments

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On 11/08/2015 at 12:14pm - work - by Eternal_Babyface (man) - United States

Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK. FML

#21489514
40 comments

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On 11/07/2015 at 9:14am - work - by apaterra - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML

#21489333
70 comments

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On 11/06/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by FMyJob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML

#21489166
55 comments

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On 11/06/2015 at 9:27am - work - by dirtytoes (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML

#21488386
45 comments

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On 11/04/2015 at 12:30pm - work - by apaterra - United States

Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

#21488169
40 comments

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On 11/03/2015 at 10:10pm - work - by 123literateABC - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

#21487876
79 comments

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On 11/03/2015 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

#21487775
85 comments

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On 11/03/2015 at 6:42am - work - by LadyLou (woman) - Australia

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML

#21487717
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29244) - you deserved it (2356)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)



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