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Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

#21491253
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22738) - you deserved it (1976)

On 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by burnbabyburn - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML

#21491152
32 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 7:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

#21490921
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22366) - you deserved it (1563)

On 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

#21490787
53 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 11:16am - work - by Sewert_5 -

Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified my phone in the priority order at our call center. As a result, any calls that came in during the night shift would be routed to my phone first, so that he can play games on his phone uninterrupted. It's been a whole year. FML

#21490774
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (1669)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:17am - work - by YouBossturd (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

#21490702
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (1864)

On 11/10/2015 at 4:24am - work - by lauziej93 - Spain (La Rioja)

Today, in an attempt to lower my stress and anxiety, I tried out an anti-stress coloring page on my phone. I couldn't get the color to evenly fill inside the lines and it stressed me out even more, to the point where I started crying at work. FML

#21490662
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20747) - you deserved it (3481)

On 11/10/2015 at 12:52am - work - by coloring is not for me - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

#21489909
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20129) - you deserved it (2096)

On 11/08/2015 at 12:14pm - work - by Eternal_Babyface (man) - United States

Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK. FML

#21489514
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21926) - you deserved it (1359)

On 11/07/2015 at 9:14am - work - by apaterra - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML

#21489333
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22849) - you deserved it (1467)

On 11/06/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by FMyJob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML

#21489166
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20933) - you deserved it (3780)

On 11/06/2015 at 9:27am - work - by dirtytoes (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML

#21488386
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20552) - you deserved it (1340)

On 11/04/2015 at 12:30pm - work - by apaterra - United States



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