Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 7:48pm - work - by MSURebel70 (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
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On 07/14/2010 at 2:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)
Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML
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On 07/10/2010 at 10:57am - work - by Really? - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
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On 07/04/2010 at 8:15pm - work - by FML - United States
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
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On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
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On 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by Katie (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
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On 06/28/2010 at 10:21pm - work - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It was his name. FML
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On 06/28/2010 at 9:28am - work - by ladyhavery - United States (Virginia)
