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Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2872) - you deserved it (8541)

On 01/11/2009 at 6:14am - work - by Xav_Cad - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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