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Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

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Why would there be tear gas in a RESTAURANT?

#8 - On 05/10/2009 at 1:58pm by egaonogenki

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Wow...
Why in the heck would tear gas be under the counter in the first place?
Not COMPLETELY your fault, but you shouldn't have tried a random deordorant that was in a snack food counter. Almost YDI, almost.

#11 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:47pm by xyzkid13

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