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Today, I was trapped for 40 minutes in LA traffic after a car overturned and all 5 lanes of the 101 S freeway were closed. When the traffic finally began to move my car wouldn't start since I'd left the headlights on too long and was listening to the radio! And I was in the middle lane of the freeway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10953) - you deserved it (5457)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:58pm - work - by bubba gump - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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Kinda sad...my roommate was the one that rolled across all 5 lanes of the 101 freeway that day. She broke her neck in four places, her back in 3 places and several ribs. And you think your life sucks because your car wouldn't start.

P.S. She's gonna be ok.

#10 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:29pm by a_b15

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@#6. obviously people turn their engine off when they leave their car, but when in traffic, unless you are completely incompetent or just plain retarded, you wouldn't turn off your engine and leave the lights and radio on. As well as leaving it like that for 40 minutes caused your battery to die? Purely idiotic and proof that you should not own a car. Its idiots like him and the people who cause accidents who should never be allowed to touch a car.

#6 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:06pm by reason

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