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Today, I was trapped for 40 minutes in LA traffic after a car overturned and all 5 lanes of the 101 S freeway were closed. When the traffic finally began to move my car wouldn't start since I'd left the headlights on too long and was listening to the radio! And I was in the middle lane of the freeway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14267) - you deserved it (7608)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:58pm - work - by bubba gump - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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Kinda roommate was the one that rolled across all 5 lanes of the 101 freeway that day. She broke her neck in four places, her back in 3 places and several ribs. And you think your life sucks because your car wouldn't start.

P.S. She's gonna be ok.

#10 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:29pm by a_b15

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what about the person in the car THAT ROLLED?!?!?

do you not even care?!

shiiiiit. that's selfish. you shouldn't have left your lights and radio on for so long.

#11 - On 03/28/2009 at 2:19pm by mellowyellowww

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