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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25686) - you deserved it (2629)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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