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Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

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Well, If he doesn't believe you dress to par but still keeps you on, you should take it as a compliment because you must be hella good at your job.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:06pm by dreamofme

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Dude, my boss has said that to me too, mean while she walks in looking ike Mimi from the Drew Carry show. What a world.

#3 - On 05/28/2009 at 12:48pm by Ariane89

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