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Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

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On 01/08/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

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Well, If he doesn't believe you dress to par but still keeps you on, you should take it as a compliment because you must be hella good at your job.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:06pm by dreamofme

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I used to wear my hair up and really messy at work because I'm lazy, and my boss called us all in for a meeting about things we need to improve on, then, since we're all girls, she said "I know it takes a long time to do our hair in the morning but please try to show that you didn't just wake up"..she was looking right at me.

#5 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:25pm by MelKel

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