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Today, I was at work using a wood finishing product that we apply by hand. After 2 straight days of using it I finally read the label. It said "This product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer". Good thing nobody told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12482) - you deserved it (7363)

On 03/03/2010 at 5:49am - work - by painter - United States (Pennsylvania)

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