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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9042) - you deserved it (28398)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..

#8 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:20am by K0RRuPT

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I'd rather be late to work than have to pay to get my window fixed.

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:12am by msmarblez

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