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Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML

I agree, your life sucks (58095) - you deserved it (3440)

On 04/08/2009 at 6:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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