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Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27174) - you deserved it (1305)

On 01/19/2010 at 1:44am - work - by StillHurt (woman) - United States (New York)

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This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!

#3 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:29am by twoknives

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poor thing!

#1 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:27am by sweetpea129

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