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Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22436) - you deserved it (20303)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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stay off the site when they go over the holocaust or you'll get your ass beat

#10 - On 02/07/2009 at 1:14am by Krs1

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LOL
"And these poor slaves were often badly beaten by their masters - "
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
*everyone glares at you*

#31 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:02am by zeal

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