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Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (1467)

On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version

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I think the real FML is trying to get a job at McDonalds

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:54pm by Duffman

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That'd be a true, but short FML. "Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. FML"

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:18am by arienh4

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