Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around and grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3665) - you totally deserved it (19942)
On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Get a fucking life atam.
And yes, you should probably avoid talking to your boss via skype without pants on. Did you at least have on underwear?
#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:09am by UsernameHere_
There's so much you could have done to prevent him seeing things, I mean it's a web cam, couldn't you just move it out of view when going to grab the files? Derrr.
usually theres a pause button. im not sure how skype works but im sure it would have some function similar to that. step off screen, pause, grab files, unpause, step on screen. ta da.
#27 - On 11/12/2009 at 7:07am by organisedchaos
haha that's probably not actually the sequence of events she would've wanted to go with. like maybe pausing prior to standing up. but it's a moot point because i would think the OP didn't just decide, oh fuck it, i'll have to show my boss my girlie bits. probably just completely forgot about her lack of pants.
#52 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:37pm by concealedhavoc
most people have wheels on their chair, roll off to the side as though thats where they are, pause off screen. if you pause on screen they would clearly notice your lack of movement, and the fact that youve now started moving again while holding files...lol
#68 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:11pm by organisedchaos
well I hate to break it to ye hun, but I think you should try to but on a night gown or something from now on in the mornings
#6 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:13am by bikeduster
What if your boss was in their n00dies too? Then this suddenly turns into something MUCH more than a simple eConference...
#7 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:16am by allmidnighteyes
Ummm, was that meant to be creepy? Cause it definitely just came off retarded...
#55 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:19pm by itsalwaysfunny
Pics or it didn't happen... :3
Why the hell did you answer a video call anyway? It's not like he couldn't have e-mailed you and waited for you to e-mail him back, right? Meh. I hope he enjoyed the view. It's only a pity that you didn't/won't get paid for it. I wouldn't be expecting a raise either, if I were you.
#25 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:33am by blastvortex
OP is probably 400 lbs...boss is frantically searching for eye bleach
#26 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:51am by bugmenotmofo
no, this could easily happen, if she's really tired, then she would have forgotten to move the camera as well as not putting on pants.
and to all those people who ask for pics, do you really expect people to constantly take pictures of their life and bad moments? you might possibly think they might be dealing with the extreme embarrassment of the moment, instead of taking pictures of it? yeah, didn't think so, so STFU.
#28 - On 11/12/2009 at 7:16am by hXcsoccerplaya
If you showed your boss you pale, pimply, dimply, mishapen, fat, cottage-cheese dumper and a wild, untrimmed bush, he probably can't stop retching after throwing up his breakfast. You will be fired to preserve you boss's mental health now that he has PTSD (Pussy and Tail Seen: Disgusting!)
On the other hand, if you have a beautiful shapely ass and a well-trimmed or waxed twat, you may be employee of the year, scratch that, decade! Was the file in the bottom drawer and did you bend at the waist to get it (bad for your back, but much sexier)? When you were rooting around for the file, did you gyrate your hips and make quizzical, little noises? If you answered yes to all these questions, you are up for a big bonus, or at least a big boner, or just a boner.
I wish I could have heard the tone of voice with which you "said" that. I can't really respond to that.
I guessing someones gonna be getting alot more random skype video calls in the mornings..
#33 - On 11/12/2009 at 8:59am by Danny_Boii
Many companies use Skype for easy communication among co-workers.
YDI for being too lazy to put on clothes. How is walking around your house half-naked comfortable?
#35 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:45am by bgpink
really? my roommate and i often text each other to knock when the other gets home due to 'naked time'
#53 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:42pm by concealedhavoc
LMAO I bet ur boss was as tired as you and maybe didn't notice but if he did I bet that ull be getting alot of early morning calls... unless it was a female boss then she might just poke fun at you
#36 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:48am by Starfire22
i'm guessing youre not hot .
i'm not quite sure why , but i always assume a person's good looking .
then i pictured you being huge and your fat oozing out of your shirt .
gross .
Did you get a raise? Or was your boss the only one who got a raise?
#40 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:17am by donkey_hang_down
Sorry, but you definitely deserved this one. Your own laziness was the single cause of this (amusing) situation, so you have no right to blame it on your "life" or any other causes or circumstances.
#49 - On 11/12/2009 at 11:54am by BlueberryPies
I'd say YDI, but a similar thing happened to me. About two years ago during the summer, I was hanging around my house in a top and undies. I went to my garage to talk to my mom (she's a dog groomer and that's where she grooms) and an eldery Amish woman who was dropping off her dog ended up seeing me.
Sucks, doesn't it? :/
#58 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:19pm by MermaidSongXOXO
Next time tell the boss no more files until he pays for private chat.
#61 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:10pm by I_am_stupid_also
Awesome. I bet your boss flew off the chair in nosebleed-powered rocketspeed.
#63 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:51pm by Nocturnal558
Didn't think about stopping your video for a bit? how about putting the camera to the other way? and what about going off cam for a bit? its not like webcams have a 360 viewing angle.
My theory is that you WANTED to show your stuff to your boss, and since he didn't like it then you get to post a different story here to make yourself feel better.
#65 - On 11/12/2009 at 7:51pm by laos2542
who on earth is too lazy to put pants on?!! it takes two seconds!!
#69 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:07pm by sobe23
