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Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you totally deserved it (927)

On 11/11/2009 at 3:28pm - work - by NCanalyst - Norway (Oslo)

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Man, my dad has been there. Very unpleasant.

#1 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:42pm by Rhaegar

YDI FOR HAVING A JOB! MAKE A REAL LIVING!!!1!!1

#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:51pm by bishoprsv2

They are making a real living? They have a job and earn money. You do what?

#33 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:00pm by realxmuto

^^^^^ eskimo brothers?

#41 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:32pm by HolyBlasphemy

he sits on FML all day reading others pain while his mom calls him for dinner

#52 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:51pm by scarface236

Precisely. AND I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ALL OF YOU BITCHES! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#53 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:34pm by bishoprsv2

That must have stung quite a bit. FYL indeed.

Second! :)

#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:42pm by xf0rg0tt3nx

That's when you interview a few people and tell your boss you're the only one qualified.

#47 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:41am by BeeSkwaird

I agree. YDI for not speaking up about not getting promoted.

#51 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:35pm by JulesWinnfield

wow..... that really sucks. FYL dude..

#3 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:45pm by EqualycrazyyJen

I agree with number 7.

#4 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:47pm by seanreddog

I agree with #5

#9 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:12pm by bishoprsv2

i don't.

#10 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:13pm by seanreddog

Well than fuck you, with all due respect.

#11 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:14pm by bishoprsv2

With all due respect, I will.

#13 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:17pm by seanreddog

Pics?

#14 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:20pm by bishoprsv2

No thanks, I'll pass.

#18 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:27pm by seanreddog

:( but I'm not a fat 43.5 yr named Bishop who lives in his roomates basement and eats exactly 43.78 oz of cheetos... So why not?

#19 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:30pm by bishoprsv2

Oh damn! How can i pass that up?

#20 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:33pm by seanreddog

Honestly! You'd be crazy to pass up on this hot smokin' bod. My dick stretches from A to Z on the keyboard. Yeah, it's THAT big!

#22 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:36pm by bishoprsv2

If only I were gay...

#24 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:39pm by seanreddog

Trust me, see me and you'll become SUPERGAY!!!

#25 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:40pm by bishoprsv2

I'ma have to say no... Sorry.

#27 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:42pm by seanreddog

Dammit...

#28 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:43pm by bishoprsv2

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone.

#29 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:45pm by seanreddog

TY. Good luck in finding a straight person.

#30 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:49pm by bishoprsv2

Thanks.

#31 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:51pm by seanreddog

Dude. You should totally Go For It. A to Z, man.. A to Z ..

#34 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:29pm by mercyFML

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

#40 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:17pm by dirtybird2212

Depends on if it,s a QWERTY or a DVORAK keyboard.

#58 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:48pm by MaelstromXC

norway represent!

#6 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm by dirtyground

Perhaps I'm just being ignorant here, but why do you think you deserved that promotion? Either you didn't deserve it (but you think you do), or did you piss someone off up the chain?

#7 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:02pm by amiracle

That was wierd "I agree with number seven" Yet you're number four.. 0.o...

#8 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:09pm by fridalovesyou

I am a god and I see past, present, and future as one entity in a four dimensional world.

#12 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:15pm by seanreddog

Our world is four dimensional.

#16 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:21pm by spiderman0606

*bows down*

#17 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:23pm by bishoprsv2

*heals*

#26 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:41pm by seanreddog

"Supposed to get"? Why do you think it was your entitlement. Your job is convince your leaders that you deserve the promotion. You clearly failed in that task.

#15 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:20pm by jverley

Norway is wonderful, yet totally socialist.

#38 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:10pm by FarSide

when stuff like this happens to me, i like to ask myself what would O.J. do? Then I realize I can't do what O.J. would because I don't have an ex-wife, a go go action bronco, or leather gloves :(

#21 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:35pm by Towelie_31

You could get arrested for trying to steal your own memorabilia.. or in OP's case, HIS job. Da'showem

#35 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:36pm by mercyFML

All I agree with is that your ability to read your boss's mind is #2.

#23 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:37pm by perdix

Be happy you have a job at all!

#32 - On 11/11/2009 at 9:58pm by Luckster

hire some psyco bastard who screws sheep

#36 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:48pm by BikerMike

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#37 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:06pm by FarSide

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#39 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:16pm by rakhil11

the best part, that'll dirve you to work hard and get a promotion.

#42 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:03am by cein

So...why didn't you get the position, OP?

#43 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:18am by Darling_Cherry

You were supposed to get?So what happened?Slept with the boss' wife?Daughter?Mother?Sister?...Son?

You're not "supposed" to get that promotion,especially since you didn't get it.

By the way,why are you interviewing people for a position higher than your current position?It doesn't really make sense to me.

#44 - On 11/12/2009 at 1:09am by alpha_beta

yeah, that makes no sense at all that you were doing the interview. that's like a cashier interviewing applicants for management positions which just doesn't happen.

#45 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:32am by wambamtysam

Oh god people. The OP was "supposed" to get the promotion, probably the boss told that to the OP, then changed his/hers mind and decided not to.

Is it really that hard to figure out?

#48 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:52am by loooooooooool

THAT...was one of the very few actual FML's I've seen....

#49 - On 11/12/2009 at 11:48am by paladininwaiting

That is when you turn them all down and tell ur boss you're willing to take the job

#50 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:44pm by Igotthepoint

Maybe if you stopped ending your sentences with a propsition they would consider you worthy of a promotion.

#54 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:02pm by ragsy

How can you interview for a job you do not have, or have not had?

#55 - On 11/12/2009 at 7:54pm by hey2a

Make sure to pick someone who is totally incompetent and who the bosses will grow to hate. Then you can show up and pick up the pieces later. If that doesn't work, blow up the hospital!

#56 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:13pm by unbreakablehoes

I concur with poster #56 with the exception of blowing up the hospital of course

#57 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:29pm by zena_baladi

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