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Today, I was woken up at 7:00am for a work emergency after a long night of partying. If the 15 missed phone calls didn't do it, the hose water that was sprayed through my window by my boss sure did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20372) - you deserved it (7297)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:48am - work - by bpongplayer (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Your boss came to your house to spray a hose into your house?

#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:14am by tintiddle

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haha your boss sounds awesome

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:14am by tko

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