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Today, I was woken up at 7:00am for a work emergency after a long night of partying. If the 15 missed phone calls didn't do it, the hose water that was sprayed through my window by my boss sure did. FML

I agree, your life sucks (15647) - you totally deserved it (5569)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:48am - work - by bpongplayer (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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haha your boss sounds awesome

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:14am by tko

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I don't like the way this was worded, but hey at least your boss cares.

#41 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:25pm by Ajjas013

...ajjass, did that have anything to do with my post? no?? then why did you reply to me???!? just so you could be up top? go f*ck yourself

#45 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:45pm by tko

tko is a bell, is that good enough?

#56 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:33pm by steffibug

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Hey tko I'm replying to your stupid comment to be on top, how do you feel about that? Kill yourself.

#58 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:10pm by totalbadass

#56--i'm a bell? as in taco bell? thats stupid

#58--imma jizz on you if you dont stop o.O

#60 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:51pm by tko

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#62 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:19pm by nads

what exactly are you talking about? how am i doing the same thing? i was the first comment, i'm already on top.

#63 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:14pm by tko

bell as in bell-end...sigh...

#65 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:23pm by steffibug

Taco bell, haha. That made me laugh more than the fml

#72 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:57am by GreenHacker

Your boss came to your house to spray a hose into your house?

#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:14am by tintiddle

That was my immediate thought as well. What boss does that? Also, lesson learned don't leave your window open at night.

#25 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:07pm by Brooklynxman

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#4 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:20am by tko

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#8 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:27am by tintiddle

oh, come one. that was funny! =p

#11 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:31am by tko

Such an 'emergency' that your boss had time to travel to your house and spray you with a hose? Some emergency. I call fake.

#5 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:22am by lizzzie

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no one cares if you call fake. go die

#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:23am by tko

#7 what the fuck are you talking about?

#14 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:42am by ElMundio87

#7:
I never was calling fake, moron.

#15 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:43am by bugmenotmofo

umm....#15, i was obviously talking to #5, who did indeed call fake........

#16 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:46am by tko

@#7- #5 and #15 are the same person, nitwit.

#23 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:54am by girlygirl666

#23 - no they aren't, #5's username is lizzzie and #15's is bugmenotmofo... they are not the same person

#26 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:07pm by connor29914

sigh. the trolls have multiple accounts.

#29 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:25pm by sika

i'm f*cking confused

#33 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm by tko

LMAO that was better than the actual post!!!!

#42 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:30pm by lmaoatyourlife

So I'm a troll because I don't believe an FML? Yea, that makes sense.

#43 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:42pm by lizzzie

lizzie! you are the one who should go die! no one cares if you believe it or not, don't call fake

#44 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:43pm by tko

tko, calm down, seriously. he's not harmed anyone by calling fake on a story that, lets face it, probably isn't true. no need to get so angry.

#48 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:08pm by IambecomeRAWR

the hell this thread is funnier than the actual fml

#71 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:24am by whataloadofbull

Shouldn't have partyed all night if you knew you had work in the morning

#6 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:22am by Snowlight

He may not have technically had to work the next morning.

One of my friends is the IT Manager for the entire company - a telecommunications centre. If something happens and the phone lines go down, they lose a fuckload of revenue until things are back up. Sometimes he is the only one who can fix certain things, so he gets calls all the time on his 'days off' ... and yes, our boss *has* gone to his house and banged on his door when she couldn't reach him by phone.

When it really is a work 'emergency', you're damn straight they will contact you on your day off if they need to, by any means necessary.

#30 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:38pm by Six_and_the_Moon

how much of an emergency did it have to be for your boss to come to your house and spray you with water trough your window, and isn't it kind of cold now in north carolina to sleep with your window open?

#9 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:29am by maRIAam

That wasn't hose water.

#10 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:30am by mercyFML

=]

#73 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:09am by KatieGoesRawrr

omg i love that awesome boss =)

#12 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:34am by reecescuphoe

Probably didn't have work in the morning. It was an emergancy after all.

#13 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:35am by PT_again

He did text you before you got the hose though..."It puts the lotion on its skin"

#17 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:52am by Peroxide

"it does what its told or it gets the hose" :D

#21 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:29am by rrlover

Thanks. Your comment gave me a quick memory of Cartman doing that with his doll, haha.

#35 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:05pm by Squadoosh

It's kind of sad that South Park is where you know that from.

#37 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:09pm by LordOfTheHobos

exactly.
south park has taken over O_o

#39 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:24pm by rrlover

Um....no. I know where it is originally from. But I love South Park.

#50 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:21pm by Squadoosh

Sounds like you work in IT.

#18 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:19am by tekcor

@ (iPhone) #10
I live in Fort Bragg, NC (Fayetteville) and
no it's not cold here in North Carolina. I'm not sure where the OP lives, but it was 80 degrees on Halloween.

#19 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:20am by ericalew_xo

That's like Brisbane (Aust) in winter bit it's cooling down for summer.... :S still hot thoe

#74 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:13am by KatieGoesRawrr

Wow YDI for not waking up. But if it was really a emergency the boss could have taken care of it himself instead of taking the time an coming to your house

#20 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:27am by justis

Your boss knows how to get the job done.

#22 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:36am by missgreenday

Since when is an employee at the beck and call of the employer even on time off? I say fuck your boss and tell him to go die in a fire.

#24 - On 11/01/2009 at 11:57am by blueknight1st

I'm guessing this person is in IT. Lots of IT people are "on call" even when they aren't at work. When you're on call, you aren't supposed to be out of town, or otherwise unable to get to work. If the OP was on call, he should have been more responsible. If he wasn't on call, then F his life.

#51 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:39pm by sarahbau

Or, though this is less likely, they could've worked in a hospital, where even if you're not on call, you can be called in if you're needed. My friend works in the emergency room and helps doctors if they need things (he is a part-time, with no medical degree, so he doesn't deal directly with patients unless he needs to, like delivering meals or changing bed pans). He was called in recently for an emergency at 6am and didn't have a choice to go in (there was a serious car accident or something) and ended up missing 2 of his classes that day (we're in university).

#68 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:01pm by XOfiestypixie

What was the emergency exactly?

#27 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:07pm by Zii_13

Who sleeps with the window open these days? Pshhh.

#28 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:11pm by alexandraa

tell me you slapped your boss when you realized their emergency was trivial at best

#31 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:49pm by gpstyne

there goes your extra hour of sleep

#32 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:50pm by cerebellum

ummm... that's rediculous...

quit...

#34 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:57pm by JohnnyChris

I'd call the cops, honestly.

#36 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:08pm by arissia

LMFAO. Persistent son of a bitch!

I'm curious, what was the work emergency?

#38 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:16pm by Darling_Cherry

I wonder if he would do that if an employee died. x_x

#46 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:53pm by Ohnothingreally

Whenever you gamble, you may inevitably lose. You, dear OP, lost big-time. That said, your boss needs to get real. Oh, unless you are going to file assault and employee abuse charges, you've now got a damn good bit of blackmail. Use it well.

#47 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:53pm by blastvortex

Sucks to work for your Dad.

But YDI for partying all night when you are or would be on call.

#49 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:20pm by kukopia

assuming this was indeed the first floor... why would you sleep with the window open??

#52 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:04pm by KiddNYC10

Your boss is epic! What a legend! Think I'm gunna use that trick meself on april fools lol

#53 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:21pm by steffibug

for those calling it fake, it could be real, he could be military, in which it doesn't matter, you're on call 24/7 365 days a week... and yah there are bosses in the military who would do this. Especially if there was a real emergency and they needed the guy. They are less likely to do it if it's just an exercise recall in which they would have just waited for his ass to wake up then chewed his ass out.

#54 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:27pm by apurvis44

365 days a week? wow thats dedication :P

#57 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:40pm by steffibug

haha, in the military they dont bother with a hose through your window. they would just bust into your house and yell you awake.

#75 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:27am by iwannafuckyaman

Your boss = WIN

#59 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:45pm by PhillyFox

Go die in a hole. Really GO

#61 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:16pm by Turtles_rock

haha! this is a YDI, actually.

#64 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:19pm by azn_whiz

Hahahahaha!!!!!

#66 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:52pm by XoRoxybabe615Xo

so the emergency wasn't bad enough that he could drive to your house and spray water on you? hmmmm

#67 - On 11/01/2009 at 7:57pm by meganmurmaiderr

it could have been a bucket of diarrhea...

#69 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:37pm by joemk2012

Ahahaha if I were you I would kick his ass. Then start laughing about it.

#70 - On 11/02/2009 at 12:47am by Honda288

Smack the boss in tha face!!!

#76 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:23am by lathblade

Do you not lock your window? YDI
Somebody could just as easily come into your house and steal everything you have while you're sleeping if it was that easy for your boss to spray water through the window.

#77 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:50am by xpxp2002

haha lol

#78 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:41pm by Soccerbaby103

Yeah right. If it really was an emergency, why bother waking you up? Why not just fire you instead?

#79 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:41pm by containsnosoy

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