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Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

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You dumbass. This is your own damn fault.

#6 - On 02/03/2009 at 3:09pm by arms akimbo

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So you go to work, play computer games all day, and expect people to care when you get fired for it? Sorry, but some of us have real jobs where were work our ass off all day, others are perfectly qualified and are hard workers, but because of the economy are without jobs. Perhaps you should reflect on this while trying to find a new job.

#13 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:21am by Vincenzo

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