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Today, I started my new waiter job. I walked up to the first table to serve and realized the girl on the left was my girlfriend and the guy on the right is my brother. My girlfriend told me she'd be out of town. I threw a glass of water at my brother and yelled at my girlfriend. I lost my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33331) - you deserved it (8062)

On 10/02/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by dumbarse (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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