Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
retard doesn't even know how to use ydi properly.
so useless.
#88 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:12pm by CryingHowls
YDI for thinking that a single sports game was more important than your health. You didn't have to put it back in your mouth, you could have just walked away from that game, cleaned it or bought a new one, and played in the next game. Putting that back in your mouth was just stupid.
actually she couldn't have just walked away got a new one and played in the next game, it was the CHAMPIONSHIP. plus thats really important. she could have asked to wash it off with a waterbottle but still you can't just walk away. thats even worse than putting it back in
#160 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:37pm by whoaitstaraxx24
#160 if you're a crazy ass sports freak who cares more about winning than putting literal shit in your mouth, then I guess so.
#170 - On 01/27/2010 at 10:34pm by apfunction
I almost cried from laughing when I read that. I could actually picture that dumb broad from the commercials saying that sort of thing with a completely straight face.z
Also, you are a complete dunce for actually doing it. Tell the referee to go enjoy a buckshot sandwich and move on with your day. If he penalizes you, who cares? You didn't have to floss with goose dookie. The end.
This is definitely fake. No referee in his or her right mind would do such a thing, they would just make you sub out and get a new mouth guard or wash it off.
Obviously this person had some inspiration. Definitely fake.
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090923/NEWS04/90923017/1001/NEWS/Geese+droppings+make+athletic+field+unusable+
#112 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:46am by manu_55
it could have been a tournament, i have my second one already next friday
#134 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:45am by 1234123412341234
*fills care cup*
I modded the one about the asshole stepdad and the bus. It's magical when your first modding is published.
:D
"It's magical when your first modding is published"
Its really not, so what you and a few hundred other people clicked yes on an FML, what's so magical about that?
omg i drop my mouth gaurd all the time! its disgusting! and that really sucks. did you at least win?
#11 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:41pm by whoaitstaraxx24
Wow, that's just disgusting!!! Did he atleast let you wip it off with your shirt? That referee is just mean. Who would make someone put somthing in their mouth after it fell in bird poop!
#13 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:44pm by hpp15
*gags* Wipe it off on his shirt? I'd have to at least boil it in water first...gah, this one is just gross. FYL.
#49 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:04pm by averagexbecca
That's happened to me before, but I wiped it off on my jersey. You need a mouthguard or you can't play. Plus, isn't it a little early for a championship in field hockey? The season is still well and strong :)
#15 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:47pm by bitchwithabrain
I'm guessing the ref didn't know that. You should have told him but if you put it back in still fyl.
In a championship game you gotta do what you gotta to do to win the game.
For your sake I hope you won because that's nasty.
THAT'S MY SCHOOL! but we're still in the middle of our field hockey season. we've only had like 5 games.
#98 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:41pm by sockergurl916
I know exactly what that's like. We always play rugby in the mud & my mouthguard gets nasty but I put it back in & just keep playing XD
Apparently, um_duh says that the OP can't spell "noob". That, or um_duh can't use punctuation correctly.
#71 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:14pm by TheLetterZero
um_duh, you're a fucking idiot. he didn't misspell anything. before you go and try to insult someone, make sure they actually did something wrong, you ignorant fuck.
#72 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:21pm by missmollylynn
Put that shit back in yer mouth and pretend like they be sum pimpin' grillz, foo'.
#31 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:27pm by allmidnighteyes
I don't know why, but the phrase "mass of geese poop" makes me smile. :) Maybe its because of all the doubled letters...
That happened to me at my field hocky game but with dog poo. Did he let you clean it off, though? Cuz my ref did.
You know referees these days. All these strange fetishes. Clearly he had a think for shit stained teeth. May I recommend Colgate?
*cue British accent*
Dirty mouth? Clean it upp with Orrbit!
#37 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:44pm by allmidnighteyes
mannnnn that's y I always carry hot scauce in my cup!!! for that reaon exactly!!!!
WHHHHHOOOHOOO AND reply "I'm sexy" to this!!!!
I love how all these peeps are acting like the refs evil - which um no. it's a legality thing to wear one and the red wouldve let a player wipe it first with their tunic or rinse with their water bottle.
That's why I always have more than one mouthguard whenever I play.
#41 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:51pm by crazynurse
Gross. There are too many damn geese in MA. They run around outside my school all the time. There's goose shit EVERYWHERE. It's so gross. ):
#44 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:54pm by OhhxGoshhxAri
How is there geese poop on ice, in other words, in an ice rink? You can't play at an outside ice rink cause it's the middle of September and still not cold enough anywhere for an icerink. It is nearly impossible for a mouth gaurd to fall out of a cage, plus, you should have had it in your mouth first of all. How do I know this, I play hockey myself. This is bull shit, fake.
#46 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:59pm by izsy9667
Yeah. Field Hockey is generally a sport played by women in the fall outside. The field is lined like a football field, and the women run instead of use sticks.
#52 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:09pm by devendarling
you didnt read her post did you, she said field hockey not Ice Hockey. A mouthgaurd can fall out easily, my one in Ice Hockey falls out often. i bet you have played hockey for about a year.
#59 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:20pm by hockeyfml555
who Dose that ?
Playing in the game Isn't worth it If that's what u
have to u do in that case !
#48 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:03pm by xyourstruly3
haha... who doesn't know the difference between "field" hockey and "ice" hockey???
But YDI for saying geese... isn't it goose???
And YDI for not telling the ref to: "fuck off ref, I am cleaning it off first!!!" Stand your ground!
1 bird (singular) = goose
2 birds or more (plural) = geese
#141 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:58pm by singachic87
I doubt that would really happen. No ref would ever make some do that. That's unhealthy, not to mention totally unsanitary
YUM YUM BUBBLEGUM THATS NOT SANITARY YOU'RE GONNA GET GEESE HERPES
#54 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:11pm by iFruit
Oh dude that is so not cool, i feel for you bro, but hey at least it wasnt human poop!!! lolz
#55 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:14pm by avcureton_101
oooh, that sucks... did you at least get to wipe it off?
#58 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:19pm by LaffingLadybugge
Field hockey championships don't start till mid to end October I would know I'm in college and I play and I've played since 6th grade. Anyway some refs are major asses I woulda refused that's disgusting!
#61 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:20pm by fi3ldhock3ybab33
And you put it back in?
Coach should be your personal bitch for that. Cause taking one for the team just went to an all new level here.
#63 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:23pm by Brooklynxman
did he at least let you wash it off???? eeeeewwww thats so gross!!! i say sue his ass when you come down with bird flu
#64 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:31pm by embarrassedsis
I think I barfed a little when I read this): I can just imagine having to do that -.- *gag*
#68 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:51pm by _Star_Shazar_
sorry but he didn't make you do anything. who consents to that? he could not force you to put crap in your mouth. you can easily sue if he "forced" you.
Throw your mouthguard at your coach's face. Punch him in the mouth and break all his teeth.
Then tell him he should have used your mouthguard.
#76 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:27pm by Witchcraft
He forced it in your mouth!? Bull shit he didnt make you do anything fuck that
#77 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:28pm by RideOorDiee
Damn, I don't know shit about hockey :/,I thought the mouthguard was a person and he wanted you as back-up and wanted you to store the geesepoop into your mouth :/
#80 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:45pm by scateice
You put it back in? I hope you washed it off and sanitized it first, if not, you totally deserved it for being a push over.
#85 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59pm by snickle_psyche
that sounds gross if that was me i would have just walked off the the field and screw everyone else
#86 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:01pm by shit_my_life_
Actually I'm a girl who plays field hockey and most of us wear shorts, not kilts. Only one girl in my whole team wears a kilt.
I also play field hockey, and actually I have never seen a field hockey team that doesnt wear kilts. all of the field hockey teams in my area wear kilts.
#161 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:54pm by fieldhockey_love
Ok. It's really annoying me that multiple people are under the impression that OP is male. Now I know people get all defensive and go "But I use my IPHONE and there's no gender listed!!!!!" However, if one were to think logically, they would realize that it's FIELD HOCKEY. Which is a sport played by girls in kilts. Girls. In. KILTS.
Anyone who thought OP was anything but a girl in a kilt is just ignorant.
#95 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:34pm by Lonely_Lez
ACTUALLY in many parts of the world it is a men's and women's sport.
I realize this is in Massachusetts so in all likelihood yes, it is a girl, but there are guys that play here in the US. I played against a few in high school.
so really, you're ignorant.
To comment #95, you're actually the one that is being very ignorant. If you knew anything at all about field hockey, you would know that the USA is basically the only country where it isn't common for men to play it. For example, my male hockey coach grew up playing field hockey, and my chemistry teacher in high school played it for many years, HE was from Pakistan. Heath Ledger also played field hockey when he was growing up in Australia. Those are just a few examples. So I suggest you get your facts straight and don't try to act like you know so much about something when you really have no clue. It makes you sound ignorant.
at least geese poop (or other bird poop) should be a lot cleaner than, say, dog poop...
feel bad for you, OP
#104 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:38am by JCK621
Wouldn't it have been goose poop, not geese poop?
Or did you witness some community bird-defecation that created this pile...?
Here's what happened... OP got crap on mouthguard. Ref saw that it wasn't in amd yelled at the kid to put it in. Kid said nothing about the poop (too shy or passive) and followed directions. Then he comes whining on FML about that mean ref.
YDI for not sticking upvfor yourself!
#108 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:12am by margie4peace
Haha, I think this is the only FML that actually made me laugh out loud (I've read over 95% of the ones on this site).
#109 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:17am by yoshieggs2
Today, my girlfriend's kiss tasted like shit. She gave me this story about how the field-hockey ref made her put a goose shit covered mouth guard on during her championship game. She doesn't play field hockey. She's really kinky. I think she gave a goose a rim-job. FML
#116 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:41am by I_am_stupid_also
@124
My school's fields are covered in goose poop. It's not that uncommon.
I'm sorry, OP. That must have been really nasty. D:
Seriously, as others have stated, no one was forcing you to put it back in your mouth. And the referee can say what he wants, but there can be big health risks associated with such contact with animal waste.
#126 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:18am by Edumacated
Having a mouthguard drop into geese crap is pretty bad, but you cant ignore the possiblility that the geese crap was old and dried. In which case the mouthguard wouldnt even have any sh!t on it. Obviously still nasty, but if it were between using it and not playing the championship game, id use it.
And you were stupid enough to do it?! Fuckin idiot....YDI
#131 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:04am by crash52181
There are no words to describe how much you deserve it. Just go to your technical area or whatever it's called in lacrosse and get another one! Fuckin' hell.
#136 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:17pm by DJ_Chutfield
I didn't know refs carry handguns now. That's the ONLY way anyone would 'make' me put that in my mouth.
LOL i think you go to my school =p they had a field hockey games yesterday... and u live in MA, so do I
#138 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:00pm by breathemein
then i might go to your school or the OPs school, cuz we had a field hockey game yesterday and i live in MA :P
#139 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:49pm by deathburger13
haha probably you go to my skl or the op's =p thats cool ;)
#164 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:28am by breathemein
a few issues.
1: why are geese pooing on your pitch? it rots through the turf, and if you are playing at a decent level, the pitch should be swept.
2: The umpire has NO right to tell you to replace your gumguard. it is NOT a compulsory item of equipment under the FIH rules (as amended jan. 2009) and you are completely within your rights as a player to politely tell the ump to go away, and that you will take the gumguard off the pitch and return without it.
this fml seems rather spurious IMO.
#140 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:55pm by british_polish
Wow, I always knew Massachucets was big on rules for fh, but I never thought they would go that far...
#151 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:12pm by whatever2304
Yuck! No way would I have done that. I would've told the ref no, and shoved the mouth guard in my sock till I got called off. I don't think they could card you for that, so why do it? I guess I'm lucky that the worst thing I've gotten on my mouth guard is sand..
omg thats so nasty, the referee should had let u wash it or something before u put back in ur mouth, aw thats soo sad and gross lol
#156 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:09am by carmal2012
it doesnt surprise me that the ref would do something like that. i play field hockey, and all the refs are assholes and are extreme sticklers to the rules.
#162 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:58pm by fieldhockey_love
After reading this FML, I started having a gag reflex... I just had to run to the toilet to throw up... I didn't quite make it.... FML....
#165 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:59pm by Amortifiedperson
