Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3443) - you totally deserved it (11044)
On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - France (Ile-de-France)
Damn it, Lopez, you have like seven of these about work, what the hell have you been doing?!
#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:17pm by Easy_Target
Your boss is probably jealouse because he can't have as much fun as you!
haha nevermind..
#8 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:34pm by tre_cool
well who whips their dick out at work? like, seriously, wtf? totally tour own fault O.o
#9 - On 04/16/2009 at 8:43pm by xXmoses_rocksXx
@9 I can tell that ir a bitch by looking at ur picture. but you must also be fucking retarded! he was in the bathroom when this happened. he wasn't in his fucking cubicle
Hahahah he was in the fucking bathroom man, hows that his fault. Its not like he was waving the shit from cubical to cubical
#10 - On 05/07/2009 at 4:20am by Lifedoutcobra
Hmmm... should have asked him to join in on the "fun" if he thought you were having fun he probably wanted to join ;)
Then the raise comes soon after... or blackmail, eitherway LOTS of money!!
this caused me a great amount of laughter, as i can see several of my friends being ridiculous enough to do something like that. (: thanks. (i'm a jedi too, and a ninja)
#17 - On 06/27/2009 at 12:15pm by ruby_shade
Dude. You're a total dork. If you're old enough to have a job, you're too old to be a Jedi. Grow the hell up and find out what to do with your penis. I'm assuming that since you're a Jedi you've never used it for sex of any kind. Maybe try to work on that or since that will probably never happen, work on improving your writing skills.
Oh calm down, he is obviously just having some fun. Not everyone is as perfect and cool as you in every possible way.
Dude, I won't lie, i've done that before too, i just didn't get caught lol
#27 - On 10/27/2009 at 2:22pm by Cpt_Obvious88
I do this all the time... when I'm bored n think I'm alone I do the dumbest funniest things n I always get caught at my most akward moments all you cab really do is laugh about it really
