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Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5835) - you deserved it (20273)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

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Damn it, Lopez, you have like seven of these about work, what the hell have you been doing?!

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:17pm by Easy_Target

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Hahahah he was in the fucking bathroom man, hows that his fault. Its not like he was waving the shit from cubical to cubical

#10 - On 05/07/2009 at 4:20am by Lifedoutcobra

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