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Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4982) - you deserved it (17005)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

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