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Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

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Hahahah he was in the fucking bathroom man, hows that his fault. Its not like he was waving the shit from cubical to cubical

#10 - On 05/07/2009 at 4:20am by Lifedoutcobra

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well who whips their dick out at work? like, seriously, wtf? totally tour own fault O.o

#9 - On 04/16/2009 at 8:43pm by xXmoses_rocksXx

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