Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34153) - you totally deserved it (2128)
On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
hey, i have tourette syndrom... it makes me twitch (look at my name) you don't know how many times i got slapped for twitching my eye.
#43 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:17pm by twitchy315
she didn't do it on purpose, can you not read, it said 'accidentally twitched'
#18 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:21pm by kcool1
he seems nice... always smilling.
that's hard to get.
u got a catch right there.
#7 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:17pm by chellinha93
Uh, if you see someone outside waiting for you like that then you shouldn't walk to your car. Turn around, go back in to where there are people, and call security. Once he knows what your car looks like, he can follow you home, which poses a whole other set of dangers.
#9 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:19pm by cldkckr
I kinda luv this one.
She winks at him (unintentionally, but he has no way of knowing that) and most of the comments here are that HE's a creeper.
It was a mis-understanding. Something out of a romance or tragic-comedy story, depending on how things go.
Maybe it was fate and they're meant to be together. It'd be a great story for the kids and grandkids.
Maybe she should have been frank with him, and gone back into the store if he kept following her as she walked into the parking lot.
Maybe he'd like to be with Frank, but doesn't have the courage to follow Frank to his car...
If I've said it once, I'll say it again: We all need background music to properly understand winks.
Thank you, Natalie Tran.
#10 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:28pm by redbluegreen
OH MY GOD! i love communitychannel. I kinda love you too. r;
#44 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:23pm by sleepreader
creep-tacular. definitely a bad idea to have walked to your car though, with him right there and all...once he's got your plate number he can pretty much track you down as well as he'd like. my advice is if you see him in your neighborhood, even once, call the cops. that isn't a chance encounter.
#12 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:32pm by _THE_MASTER_
OMG, you might be right.
I've had eye-twitches before, but never strong enough to make me wink. If the OP's a tweaker, she's got bigger problems than creepy guys in the parking lot.
Man, I hate it when my face twiches but at least that's never happened to me!
#14 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:42pm by iGreen_Day
Teleport to your house and pick up your car tomorrow! Duhh...
#19 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:25pm by iFruit
It's an online game.
@#27 Couldn't you be considered a Runescape freak for immediatly making that connection? I didn't even realize it could be connected until you brought it up.
@ OP It's not really something to post an FML over. Just talk to him and clear it up.
#46 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:29pm by Moltenroks
runescape IS sucks.
but teleporting to and from work does sound like an interesting concept. think of the environmental benefits.. no public transport, no need for cars.
of course, we could still keep cars for entertainment purposes. racing and long country road drives and stuff like that.
but anyway, this is a person who isn't quite stable in the head (not ME, i'm talking about the creepy guy in this FML), the assumptions that he makes from a simple wink are waaaaaay way past sane levels.
damn it, he probably wants to put you down a well and make you rub lotion on your skin....
maybe bring pepper spray to work in future.. and maybe a few energy drinks if you're tired.
#59 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am by BrEnNo1023
Ahh. I hate when my eyelid twitches, it's been twitching for like three days straight now. So irritating.
I hope that's the last time you ever see that freak =/
It's probably the last time she'll see him, but it's probably not the last time he'll see her... ಠ_ಠ
#23 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:36pm by allmidnighteyes
lol...my eye does it too sometimes and now I'm glad no one ever mistook it for winking
#24 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:07pm by Puolukka
Hahaha, twitching is awesome. Always breeds fun results.
But... lol wow, love how he automatically assumes a wink has the implication you want him to screw you. I mean, yeah, winking is often flirting, but god damn that's where it stops!
Or have any of you flirters ever had someone wait for and/or follow you when you made a minor, minor flirtatious gesture?
Though, OP, you should have told him it was a mistake/you weren't really interested, instead of just letting him follow you.
#31 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:30pm by DameGreyWulf
Lol! That stinks! DX
Was he cute, though? ;D Even though he was a creep.
#35 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:50pm by x_Leopard_x
LOLOLOLOL , Hopefully he's not a pedo...
Or Is He? LOLOLOL xD
OKAE OKAE.. IM SORRY LOL Dx
#38 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:38pm by narutoxhinata
hahha I hate when my eyes do that lol
fyl tell him to back off
#40 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:06pm by XxCoolPersonxX
at least he kept smilling, that's hard to find...
there's a catch right there
go for it
#41 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:07pm by chellinha93
"...Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
In the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peekaboo
I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.
Hey that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park.
'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks..."
"Dont worry babe ill find your house,
I'll just follow you home
And when you run out of gas,
I'll lend you my phone
"Cause I'd like to see you nude in my room
I'd like to ram you, way back with my stick
I'd like to see you, walk down the aisle
And i'd like to check you for ticks"
#42 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:15pm by ireply_w_lyrics
Well at least you know he has the devotion to wait 2 hours for you. If, having explained the situation to him, he's still interested (provided that you are too), it could be a romantic beginning to a nice friendship! (unless ur initials are YS and you're my friend from Perth, in which case Don't go for him, wait for me! :P)
Hope the situation turns out happily for you :D
#53 - On 09/04/2009 at 4:05am by Haygenius
Ah I hate awkward situations like that!
You give them a nice smile or something (just trying to be a polite cashier)
& bam they think your interested
THEN they become regular customers -_-
Annoying....
Another male mind who's perception of reality has been distorted by pornography plotlines.
#55 - On 09/04/2009 at 10:17am by Kevlar666
oh i hate it when people say something is fake when it;s not you just want attention and usually its negative attention
#62 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:17am by shehab28
