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Today, my boss was handing me a list of phone numbers to call people and terminate them from their jobs here at the company. My phone was on that list. I don't know what's worse, not realizing it was my number until I heard my voicemail or getting terminated from my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (2504)

On 08/21/2009 at 6:12pm - work - by Cally (woman) - United States (Florida)

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