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Today, everyone in my department got a raise except for me. Last week, I had been the one who asked for a raise for me and my fellow department members. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33911) - you deserved it (2898)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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ohhh the old catch 22, if you want it you have to ask for it, but if you ask for it you can't have it.

#13 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:31am by look_n_laugh

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get evidence of your boss bangin hookers, then you got him by the balls.

#7 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:24am by KillU2009

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