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Today, my enraged girlfriend told me she was fired from her nurse job for no reason. I called her employer to find out why. He told me that she was caught "helping out" a male patient, and that supposedly she has done the same with just about every good looking guy that comes into the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48200) - you deserved it (2258)

On 08/03/2009 at 3:25pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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