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Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (2522)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

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Well shit, I only have a Bachelor's. Looks like about four years and 302 interviews for me, assuming I can even get an interview.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:09pm by the Colonel

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PhD, 3000 applications, 10 interviews. 5 years and counting. Still working as a messenger.

#12 - On 03/03/2009 at 4:34am by elfknight

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