Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25992) - you totally deserved it (5286)
On 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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YDI, for having pants that don't fit.
#31 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:33pm by infowarrior
i bet you were gonna show him an open house
bow chicka honk honk
#37 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:50pm by noName123456
liar dont lie those r stupid FMLs liar liar plants for hire
#70 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:34pm by MissyWissyKach
Looks like you just sold the house for double the value. Congrats
Btw you can sell my house for me too:)
#83 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:22pm by MasterModeraor
This is stupid (not the fml):
See, for once when it's important to know the person's gender, it just says "anonymous". WTF? What if it was a dude?!
...the OP was wearing a thong. so i really hope it was not a dude o.O
#89 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:15am by lifesucks210
hahhaaha @ 95.
btw how were you on your way to show an open house if your pants ripped "just as i sat in (your) car?"
#114 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:16pm by lalaimbored
you should have stopped at a near by store to buy some cheap pants and changed....I wonder what happened next though.
right because it's perfectly normal for a real estate agent to hold a sweater on her crotch. I bow to you for not saying FIRST!!! Oh and OP sorry about that that really sucks I hope it worked out.
#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:34pm by deathbunny256
well isn't it better than showing off their thongs? O_O
#19 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:00pm by mylittlecrow
why were your pants THAT tight? if it had been a small rip i wouldnt blame u, but 3 inches shows that you definitely need a new size
The person was wondering if it was a guy wearing a thong
#72 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:49pm by fuzzybrownbear
Well. If your potential buys are male, you could be selling that house for much more than it's worth.
assuming they're not gay x_x
xD
#11 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:38pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
YDI for wearing a thong and pants that obviously didn't fit
#14 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:44pm by pineapples
what is so wrong with wearing a thong? and how do you know the pants didnt fit? ive had pants rip that did fit. sometimes these things just happen. theres really no way this is a YDI
#18 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:48pm by babyqueball718
Either get better quality pants or wear pants that actually fit.
#15 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:45pm by deaditegirl
hahah that is friggin hillarious, but YDI for not buying pants that fit...ps. i wouldnt mind a girl in a thong showing me an open house
#16 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:46pm by suicide_girl
Why would civilised people wear thongs? They lack style and aren't even remotely sexy.
#23 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:09pm by The_Great_Zucchi
Um, because they are comfortable? I always told myself I would never wear one till I actually tried one on at the request of my boyfriend, and discovered them to be insanely comfortable!
#38 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:51pm by Hummingbird114
It's called personal preference. You may not like them, but as you can see from the comments, plenty of other people think they are sexy or comfortable.
#74 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:04pm by wingedtoad
and i suppose you think granny panties are?lmao
Thongs are actually pretty comfortable,and they help reduce the underwear line..that is unless you rip your pants lol ..but i don't blame her(him?),i mean if your pants already have a snag they can tear pretty easily regardless of your size!
YDI for wearing such tight pants to work...or in general.
#24 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:10pm by spiritdragon
LOL. I might actually have to agree with you on that one.
#75 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:18pm by ravinderkaler
YDI for thinking this is an FYL. I would prefer if I could see the thong of the agent while browsing homes.
Thongs are amazing I don't know what's wrong with y'all and I would have liked my realtor dressed like that unless you're fat
#30 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:21pm by fyourlife33
Yeah, it sounds like you gave two types of open house that day!
#33 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:36pm by robbotheking
That's why you wear one of those dressy skirts that business woman wear
#44 - On 07/02/2009 at 7:07pm by FuzzyWalnuts
That sucks, but if they bought the house, is there a problem? I don't think so hahaha.
#46 - On 07/02/2009 at 7:27pm by PsycodlicCowboy
Btw, any guy that doesn't find things sexy, leave, cause those things are god's gift to the world.
#47 - On 07/02/2009 at 7:29pm by PsycodlicCowboy
You deserve it for wearing pants that don't fit you in the slightest. Why did you buy them in the first place? Do you think it looks professional to be squeezed so tightly into your pants that you can't even sit down? News flash: it doesn't.
That's what happens when your ass is too big for your pants. Try being professional and comfortable instead of "trendy" and squeezing your shit into trashy clothes.
#53 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:03pm by JessRab
and by the way, the only reason this would be considered an FYL is because you're a dumbass. You've got a brain in your head, try using it.
#56 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:08pm by JessRab
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im hoping just a few minutes
EDIT: Buried. Now that's quick action for you
#62 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:28pm by Silent_Harmony
Did anyone else realize that the writer didnt capitalize the "J" in the beggining of a new sentance ?
... Juuuuuust an observation.
#64 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:43pm by _MLSBIDGAF
This sounds like the beginning of a shitty porno. A lot of FMLs sound like the beginnings of pornos...
#65 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:52pm by lolwut_fail
Someone would wear a thing to avoid the horrible underwear lines that you get without one. Ffs. Plus, they're more comfortable and way better looking.
#67 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:09pm by SeeAlsoJaime
With pants that tight to rip so badly, you were probably sporting some major cameltoe anyway.
#73 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:53pm by Nakedsquirrel
Now that's hot. Hey, if the person you were selling to was a man, don't be surprised if he takes your offer. Wink wink.
How damn tight do you you were your pants man? Next time wear a skirt (that fits) and you won't have the same problem.
#79 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:36pm by weirdgirl_sf
so is OP a guy or a girl?? is the real question everyone should be asking.
#81 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:42pm by UncleverName_FYL
if you were wearing a thong I hope you're a hot chick in which case you should have gone in just the thong...prob would have made the sale. if you're a guy you're FML
#87 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:11am by PimpDaddyT
Who were you going to show? You didn't mention anyone in particular. You have bad grammar.
#92 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:29am by JoseCuervo
I'm torn. (No pun intended.) Sucks that your pants ripped. You totally deserve it for wearing a thong, though. You can't complain about that making it worse because that was totally your choice.
#93 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:30am by QueenOfMelodrama
"hugely"
hahaha nice grammer... try learning some real words
#105 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:49am by broken_princess
A fat chick in a thong. Yeah, that's gonna sell houses.
#109 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:52pm by I_am_stupid_also
#109, and anyone else saying fat chick in a thong.
It doesn't say if it's a guy or a girl.
Maybe it's a fat dude wearing a thong?
That means everyone that said "Sexy" is gay :P
#113 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:12pm by nintendocore
Well, that sounds like you need to get pants in your size.
#116 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:16pm by Love_Darcy
i honestly made an fmylife account just so i could comment on this saying that i honestly made an fmylife account to just to say that 115's comment made me laugh harder than the fml and i peed a little. lol
#119 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:30am by hockeyx123
well... since you said that you JUST got into your car and ripped your pants as you sat down, did you think to go back in your house to change your pants?
