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Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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HAHAHA! omg i vividly remember this happening to me in elementary school... 5th grade (10+ years ago... traumatic)! I put on my jeans and yesterday's panties dropped from one of the legs. Suddenly there were mystery panties in the classroom ::gasp::!!!! I ewwwwwwwd along with everyone else.

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 2:51pm by Jen

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Why were you wearing jeans to a meeting? And if it was a meeting, why not clean pants?

#5 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:30pm by s_t_e_p_h

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