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Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (5811)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)

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dude, marble floor? why quit?

#7 - On 12/03/2009 at 3:21am by raaaaaaachael

See in context quit your job in this economy? Deserved it. We all hate our jobs.

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:16pm by beauty_blogger

See in context




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