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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By Banana - 04/12/2012 16:04 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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Why would you go and do a thing like that?

By anonymous - 25/05/2011 14:33 - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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Whiff

By lizard - 18/12/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

Lol assuming your never going to see these people again you should have yelled out "Okay guys you got me, it was really a queef!!!"

dfarrey 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:50

That's not entirely true. The person who actually did doesn't think so.

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Touch_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 14:25

hahahahahahaha

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:24

were you? and did anyone else?

drewgreenan 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:16

not one of these comments were liked, I checked :0

iFizzgig 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:52

Except for the person who actually farted, they knew.

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

Lol assuming your never going to see these people again you should have yelled out "Okay guys you got me, it was really a queef!!!"

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:32

LOL! xMooMoox!

dfarrey 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:50

That's not entirely true. The person who actually did doesn't think so.

ichliebedich_fml 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:19

are you a boy or a girl?

Quidikic 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:53

Omg I can't reel if Helsinki male or female either

Quidikic 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:55

Ok that was a horrible spelling fail (I'm on my iPod btw so it autocorrected to those things) I'm gonna terror my comment now, "Ya, I can't tell if he's male or female either."

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 16:52

That, and "whoever smelt it, dealt it"

courtgirl263 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:37

omg my sister used 2 always fart and blame it on me... i would start crying and my parents would be like 'its not a shame to fart"

thedecider 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:08

Ha, "lift", that you sweep with a "brush" after "tea"... aside from being British, that sucks.

mightydouche 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:35

#6 is a douche bag, not just British people say "lift" and i bet you he doesn't say "brush"

WearingHats 14

Sunday 26 September 2010 0:48

Says the mightydouche. :P

Yorih 19

Tuesday 12 June 2012 7:54

#6 you are aware that the op is from France...

BTROCK 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:09

If 'thedecider' ever looks at this thread again, someone should remind him that after he's finished sucking off his Dad that he should go look up "English Language"... He might just find that it was written by Brits and that there is a U in Colour and that it's spelt AND pronounced Aluminium, not alooominum.

jeniilouise 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:34

high five :)

bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:08

dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb

duthight 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:12

busted, huh?

jessicaislameee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:29

lmfao at # 2

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