Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

by serverdessert / 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

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  • Well...yeah. That's bad.

    #1 - On 03/08/2009 at 7:50pm by smokeyou

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  • Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

    #3 - On 03/08/2009 at 7:51pm by Bubs

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