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Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

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ha. I just read this while picking my nose. That was ironic.

#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 6:23pm by sgt_awesome

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find something interesting? sounds like youre searching in a gold mine...

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:59pm by durdur

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