By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 924
You deserved it 872

Same thing different taste

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That's when you respond with: "Shut up Carl, this is why your wife left you"

hes just trying to be funny. dont take it personally op.

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hes just trying to be funny. dont take it personally op.

He can "try" to be funny but his sense of humor is worse than his horrid aim, because he missed by a mile.

I freaking hate it when someone says "don't take it personally" when something insulting and mean was clearly meant personally. It's like, "Can't you take a joke?" is code for "I don't like being called out for being an asshole."

People like you are the reason Hillary was nearly voted for president.

That's when you respond with: "Shut up Carl, this is why your wife left you"

So you're the manager? I see someone getting written up in the near future.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. On the other hand, you coworker is suited only for compost. He will make some special garden very happy one day.

His sense of humor's worse than his aim, at any rate- and both of those are better than his common sense.

You're not garbage! Shots have been fired, it's time you respond by duct taping a banana to the underside of their desk and letting it rot.

Hm not bad but that sounds like an insult he read online somewhere and was waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.