By Beard - 08/11/2016 11:14

Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML
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Tripartita 44

Goatees are for losers anyway. I'd never be caught de—awww…

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Nubsche 18

dude, its movember... no shaving in movember

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RichardPencil 30

You lucked out! Goatees cost you 15 IQ points on interviews.

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Mike3258 18

I have a goatee. today I got the job with barely doing the interview lol.

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Nubsche 18

dude, its movember... no shaving in movember

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katachristic 19

That sucks OP. You probably should have kept the same style but just trimmed it all to be more even and neat

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DanaeZee 18

You turned your blooming beard into a goatee? Dude, you don’t deserve a beard. Wear your goatee of shame like a ...well, "man" would be wrong. Wrong as goatees! So kill it and start all over again.

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Attacksloth 33

Let's face it, the situation just got a little less hairy.

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Tripartita 44

Goatees are for losers anyway. I'd never be caught de—awww…

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species4872 19

there is no spoon.

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Magnoxidans 19

You grew an entire beard for an interview? That's commitment, I would definitely hire someone like you good sir!

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MidnaLink 33

He was going to wear the beard for winter, but thought he would be on a video call on Skype, so bye-bye beard.

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OhPuhleeze 23

OMG!!! How will you survive the loss of facial hair!!!! It's not like it can grow back??? Can it?

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Great point! You could back that up by shaving off both your eyebrows.

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TXfmylifer 10

Why'd you need a goatee instead of a beard for the interview? Is the job playing Guy Fawkes at a theme park or do they just have very specific rules?

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