Today, my customer complained to me that there were no scallops in her dish when it was "clearly stated on the menu." Finally, after she ran out of breath, I had to show her that the menu said scallions. She didn't understand, screamed at me and then walked out on her bill. FML

by purpletulip / 10/20/2016 at 9:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

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  • Sounds like she just needed a poor excuse to not pay her bill.

    #1 - On 11/01/2016 at 8:01am by cfojo

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  • Now I'm looking up scallion recipes and mentally replacing the word "scallion" with "scallop". These are actually pretty appetizing…

    Grilled scallops, garlic scallop noodles, extra flaky scallop pancakes, etc.

    #3 - On 11/01/2016 at 8:12am by Tripartita

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