Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

by onlyolivia / 10/05/2016 at 10:43am / United States (Maryland) / Work

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  • If she ever seems to hold it against you, remember that you know her one weakness.

    Sure, Olivia, telling a public site about this probably isn't great, but it certainly won't be enough to connect you to the crime scene when her corpse is eventually discovered surrounded by flower petals.

    #5 - On 10/06/2016 at 3:34am by Tripartita

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  • Think of it this way, you gave her the afternoon off.

    #1 - On 10/06/2016 at 3:24am by species4872

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