Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML

by Fat and Embarrassed / 09/25/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Work

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  • "Well, I've got to commend you on still going out in public with such bizarre and specific paranoid fantasies. It must be very difficult for you to see other people and fight against all the stereotype-driven fears that flood your mind. You're quite a hero."

    #5 - On 09/26/2016 at 9:46am by Tripartita

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  • Too bad you've got to hold back and remember that "the customer's always right" BS.

    Otherwise, it'd be "Clean up on Aisle 5!"

    #4 - On 09/26/2016 at 9:38am by RichardPencil

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