Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

by Pisspants / 09/17/2016 at 12:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Work

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  • Poll: can you stop mid-pee?

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    #1 - On 09/18/2016 at 12:23am by upandover

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  • Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings!

    *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.

    #9 - On 09/18/2016 at 1:01am by Tripartita

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