Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2016 at 11:01am / Work
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You deserve it for not watching your surroundings or saying it in a more polite manner.
#1 - On 08/30/2016 at 6:04pm by Alup132
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I hope you played it off like anybody in a sitcom would: by pretending "bring out the stiff" was innuendo. Then you and your boss would act embarrassed and fake your way through a relationship while in front of the family.
#2 - On 08/30/2016 at 6:09pm by Tripartita
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