Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work because "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML.

by skipperpop / 08/11/2016 at 6:24pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

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  • If you were already off the clock and had worked your scheduled shift, I can't understand his reasoning. Then again, I guess dicks don't need reasons.

    #1 - On 09/04/2016 at 7:05am by Allornone

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  • Should've clocked your boss.
    With steel chair outta nowhere.
    Assert dominance.

    Man, gotta love these haiku's.

    #5 - On 09/04/2016 at 7:19am by Wizardo

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