Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

by Chef stupid / 08/11/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Texas) / Work

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  • Well, obviously you now have to cut the exact size piece off the other thumb.

    #1 - On 08/11/2016 at 9:27pm by syki

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  • Oh sweet. I've been looking for Cannibal Cuisine.

    #3 - On 08/11/2016 at 9:34pm by Welshite

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