Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML

by dead rats / 08/08/2016 at 9:58am / Work

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  • You should first drill a rat sized hole in the wall. Then plant the dead rats. Then you're good to go!

    #4 - On 08/09/2016 at 4:04am by jake131000

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  • Your bowels, my good friend, are the key to the future of biological warfare.

    #6 - On 08/09/2016 at 4:26am by KingSquisher

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