Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped into my head, which was, "I'm sorry, I don't know how to swallow." FML

by chickfilady / 07/28/2016 at 11:10pm / Work

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  • That's when he winks and responds: "Spitting is just as good."

    #2 - On 07/29/2016 at 12:26pm by Welshite

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  • Plot twist: the OP is a stripper talking to one of her many patrons.

    #4 - On 07/29/2016 at 12:55pm by Tripartita

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