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By Scotty - 28/07/2016 12:35 - Australia - Maidstone

Today, after 20 years of service at my local school, the cross country "handicap" shield was named after me. I have a prosthetic leg. FML

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cole_108 12

Friday 29 July 2016 8:53

Isn't that a good thing?

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Friday 29 July 2016 8:53

Isn't that a good thing?

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