Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML

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  • Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.

    #2 - On 07/22/2016 at 12:23pm by Welshite

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  • It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.

    #1 - On 07/22/2016 at 12:23pm by gracehi

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