This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Talented73 - 21/07/2016 17:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after a night of heavy drinking while eating jalapeno poppers, I woke up with a terrible hangover. My morning dump was projectile diarrhea. I have a pounding headache, my bunghole feels as if it gave birth to a flaming porcupine and I am at work with 6 hours to go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 346
You deserved it 103

Top comments

That sounds... well I don't know, really bad? At this point I hope it blew over. At least you were at work so you got paid to poop.

Comments

That sounds... well I don't know, really bad? At this point I hope it blew over. At least you were at work so you got paid to poop.

"If you play with the bull...you get the horns" "There was definitely a ruckus"

I'm so happy shit doesn't come out burning the other end. Ive never experienced that kind of pain when I eat spicy food. Hope you found some relief OP

Came here to see the YDI comments, saw nothing but sympathy. SMH. Seriously... YDI

it can't be a YDI, it's more like You Earned It. If you are not lactose intolerant my advice to you would be to go through lot of yogurt.