Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Work

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  • You're supposed to tout your strengths in an interview...but you shouldn't literally toot your own horn.

    #6 - On 07/20/2016 at 7:00pm by Calingaladha

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  • At least you can interview at Exxon now. You know everything about gas.

    #2 - On 07/20/2016 at 6:43pm by fhksuaifk

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