Work: Today, I make an effort to smile at every customer I greet. Trying... - FML

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By smiley - 19/07/2016 01:34 - United States - Largo

Today, I make an effort to smile at every customer I greet. Trying to be friendly, I smiled at a guest who was given the wrong drink. She proceeded to get an outrageous attitude & told me to "smirk at her one more time." Then told my boss that I was a sarcastic bitch. FML

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corbin_thering 4

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:31

That's like really stupid if her

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