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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

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By CockroachCluster - 02/06/2018 01:30

Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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Fear factor

By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML

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Those things freak me out

By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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Night visitor

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML

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By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By WhyGodWhy - 18/10/2016 06:33 - United States - Addison

Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML

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You deserved it 813

queenariii 22

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:01

Well, did you help him out? At least hold the door open.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:46

I hear that roaches often feed off of other dead roaches. For a feast maybe?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:46

I hear that roaches often feed off of other dead roaches. For a feast maybe?

crossl16 22

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:47

You should live up to your username haha

The12thPaladin 8

Tuesday 12 July 2016 20:00

So OP should give up their job because of a cockroach?

Amama_fml 30

Tuesday 12 July 2016 22:42

25, CORRECTION: Two cockroaches

obvious_lee 9

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:48

This would be perfect if you were a veterinarian.

Raxy_fml 18

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:53

friendship goals ?

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 12 July 2016 8:57

It's Joe's Apartment all over again

MetalxSoldier 26

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:19

For those of you who don't know what he's talking about, "Joe's Apartment" was an old MTV comedy movie about a guy who moved to New York and had an apartment infested with talking cockroaches who he becomes friends with.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 12 July 2016 14:24

Appreciate the backup and clarification.

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:40

Oh my god, are we old enough that kids today need to be told of our ancient stories? NNNNOOOOO!!!

queenariii 22

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:01

Well, did you help him out? At least hold the door open.

mazor 22

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:51

Hodor also held the door and look what happened to him.

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:09

Damn, a cockroach can carry his fallen buddy and I can't even get a text back

G6Fari 18

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:14

They were just looking for a job too man

MegasaurusRex89 28

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:15

The beginning of a complex society... The roach uprising begins.

Danishduckling 20

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:16

Hey, that's racist. just because cockroaches look the same, you think they all know each other? What has this world come to when not even cockroaches are left alone?!? *scream of despair* (jk)